Why is Harsha and some person named Pommy (is it the English cricket team or is my live streaming just really bad?) bothering Bouch on the field? And they won't even stop! Blabbering on like Bouch is meeting them for drinks!
''What's going on with JP and Jakes, Mark?"
"Nice going Maniiii! Oh they are good friends. They will probably feel guilty after the match. CATCH!"
"Bouch I know you are running down the pitch to talk to your skipper, but it's a little early in the match isn't it? It's not over yet. Can you walk us through why Ross dropped the catch?"
"It's hit the wire so we are just seeing what the regulations are".
You would think they'd be discouraged by Boucher's one line answers but no, they go on.
"It's been called a dead ball. Tell us, how does it feel to be a South African and playing for the other side against your former team?"
"Yeah, it's cool"
I did not make up any of this. It happened. Maybe not in this order but it happened and it's possibly the most fucked up idea anyone can come up with. Talking to the players while they are trying to focus on the game. I hope one of these days the player they are talking to drops a catch or something and the team loses the game from a winning position just because he was too busy having a chat with Harsha. Who is not even fun to talk to.
Then all this nonsense can stop.