Ten unexpected things that happened in Cricket this year:
1. Aussies started liking Graeme Smith.
2. Andrew McDonald got selected for tests.
3. Netherlands won an international game against Stuart Broad.
4. Pakistan played in tests...and won one!
5. Chris Gayle gave us glimpses of his captaincy brain in a Test, of all things.
6. Bangladesh won four whole series.
7. My Herschelle's team won the IPL.
8. Sanath kept on going and did not break down.
9. Zimbabwe came back with a team (the lost part was expected)
10. India crashed out in the second round of a T20 World Cup.
Ten expected things that happened in Cricket this year:
1. Australia lost the Ashes in England.
2. South Africa crashed out of a ICC semi-final.
3. There was a problem with an Indian pitch.
4. Roy got sacked.
5. Daniel Vettori did it all.
6. Sri Lanka remained a yo-yo team.
7. Flintoff picked up an injury.
8. Chris Broad pissed us off.
9. Pakistan accused someone of match-fixing.
10. Tony Greig bored us to death.
Not an exhaustive list, but at least some of that took us by surprise. And the rest just reinstated our faith in the saying that some things never change.
"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008
Showing posts with label Tony Greig. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tony Greig. Show all posts
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Warning
Following in his musical Guru, Brett Lee's footsteps, AB has used his back injury to finish recording his album.
http://www.abdevilliers.com/videos.asp?id=7947
He hopes we find the CD very "interesting and good".
AB, we find your batting very interesting and good.We also find your looks 'good'. But your singing...not so much.
Your singing we find...how shall I put it? So torturous that we would rather engage in a conversation with Tony Greig, voluntarily stand in the way of Binga's 160km/h balls and pay to watch Tim Bresnan play T20. And I am being very kind here.
Where can we find AB a girl friend so he spends his spare time outside the studio?
http://www.abdevilliers.com/videos.asp?id=7947
He hopes we find the CD very "interesting and good".
AB, we find your batting very interesting and good.We also find your looks 'good'. But your singing...not so much.
Your singing we find...how shall I put it? So torturous that we would rather engage in a conversation with Tony Greig, voluntarily stand in the way of Binga's 160km/h balls and pay to watch Tim Bresnan play T20. And I am being very kind here.
Where can we find AB a girl friend so he spends his spare time outside the studio?
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Esra's addition to Cricket Hell
- Personality classes with Jacques Kallis. His team mates disagree though and I have no opinion on it. I only love the guy for his cricketing skills. So we will make this one optional. Don't blame us if you want to kill yourself at the end of it.
Gary Kirsten's opinion might be of some help to those of you who are wondering.
-An impromptu sing off between AB and Binga. You are not allowed ear plugs or medication if your ears bleed.
-An hour with Tony Greig and Michael Atherton. Here are some promotional pictures:
Gary Kirsten's opinion might be of some help to those of you who are wondering.
-An impromptu sing off between AB and Binga. You are not allowed ear plugs or medication if your ears bleed.
-An hour with Tony Greig and Michael Atherton. Here are some promotional pictures:
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AB De Villiers,
Brett Lee,
Jacques Kallis,
Michael Atherton,
Tony Greig
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