"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Operation Hunt Swann

Much to my distress, Graeme Swann now has 21,425 followers on Twitter. I have just spoken to AB and he assures me that these are signs that the world is coming to an end.

So before we all perish because of the existence of this being, I am determined to complete a mission. I am going to bombard you with his stupidity till those of you who claim to love him are shamed into admitting your real feelings towards Swannyg66. You can deny all you want, but I will win this.

"have always thought sara cox was shit on the radio, but she's just played maximo park and i've wet my pants"

Every time I visit his twitter page (which is not often, believe me!) there is some post about him wetting his pants. Either the guy snorts Viagra or he was never potty-trained. Regardless, he seems to think that this type of information will enrich the lives of 21,000 mindless human beings. Oh wait, I think it will.

If you think this shit is funny, I suggest you watch him bowl. There are truly more humorous things in life. Take my word for it.

4 comments:

Sidthegnomenator said...

I have to admit I follow the Lee-imitatin-religion-offending git on twitter ... but only so I can make fun of him wetting his pants.

Purna said...

Do you think he is funny Sid? It baffles me that people find him funny!

Chandler said...

Swann tweets. I did tweet. I had just 70 followers. Swann had 21425 followers.

:O

Purna said...

Apparently he is famous or something.