Yesterday, after the match, Brett did something very strange. He took Praveen Kumar's 40 runs producing bat, just grabbed it out of his hands, and blew on it. For a moment I thought he was going to kiss it, but he blew on it. I wonder why.
Why would he kiss Praveen Kumar's bat?
Why would he BLOW on Praveen Kumar's bat?
What did Nehra whisper in Kumar's ear after Lee returned the bat?
Does Lee practice black magic? In which case both actions would have been explained. He was just rubbing some good old fashion bad luck on the bat to prevent him from almost saving India again.
More than that, I want to know whether Brett Lee speaks to the Indian players in Hindi.
How do you say ' I am going to knock your fucking head off' in Hindi? Or does Brett Lee use his lines from his Bollywood love song to communicate with the Indians?
"Haan main tumhaara hoon, tumhaara hi rahunga".
I've been told the above means "Yes I am yours and I will remain yours forever".
If that is how Binga is sledging the Indian players, what do they say in return? Asha Bhosle said 'Oh really' in the song.
I want to know the answers to all these questions.
Where is Harsha when you need him?