"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Operation Hunt Swann

There will be one of these daily. Or whenever I get a chance to make Swann look stupid.

Another reason you should be ashamed for liking him: He plays the tambourine.

And does it quite seriously too. I don't know about you but where I come from, tambourines are for the musically challenged keeners who stands at the very back corner of the stage clearly invisible, all the while thinking that he/she has made some mind-blowing contribution to the performance.

I bet he uses it to drown out his out-of-tune voice. Just like he uses his Twitter page to hide his insanely shit bowling. That's a level of shit that even Mascarenhas hasn't been able to achieve. And he is possibly the worst bowler in the world.


Anonymous said...

His band has some really stupid name as well ... anyone?

I will not forgive him for taking the michael out of Brett Lee. It's just not on.

Purna said...

I have conveniently forgotten it. Let's kill him together.