The Bangladeshi cricket team in Virender Sehwag's dictionary comes under 'O'. There's a picture of some Bangladeshi batsman getting out to yet another short ball. Probably Ashraful. The definition says,
Ordinary: The Bangladeshi cricket team, Viru. Score your triple hundred.
With these words in his heart, Virender Sehwag went out to bat. Brisk fifty. No time to waste. Must make the triple century this tour.
Bangladesh gave away 63 runs in the first 13 overs. Then they went to lunch and found their own dictionary lying around. It read,
Ordinary: What you put in the opposition's food during lunch. Warning: May have laxative-like effects. Batsmen may run back to the change room frequently.
That, I have to tell you was the correct definition. At least for yesterday. Here's some more:
Shahadat Hossain: Full-tosser no more.
Middle Stump: What Rahul Dravid lost to Shahadat. Very violently.
Mushfiq-ur-Rahim: The tiny thing that VVS failed to notice.
Session Two: Where Bangladesh were 'Ordinary' as per the Bangladeshi dictionary.
Bangladesh: In your face...BITCH.