"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Daddy is a comedian again

I bring to you some more hilarious comments from my Dad. According to him,

-Umar Akmal ruined cricket by playing the shot that got him out when there was 1.5 days left.

-Mohammad Sami tried Umar's tactics to show Umar that what he did was stupid and wouldn't have worked in any way.

-Doug Bollinger looks like a tomato and is a disgrace to the handsome McGrath. He may be right.


15 comments:

Lou said...

Poor Bolly, he does try. With the removal of Hilfy the looks quotient in the team has halved. There's only MJ on a good hair day left.

Christopher Poshin David said...

He does look like an apple.....or anything round for that matter....

Wes said...

Nomen est looks. Bolly, you know?

Why do you guys all have cricket-mad parents. I am jealous.

Aditya said...

@ Wes

it all runs in the family in the subcontinent :D

@ purna

bollinger and tomato should be featured on cricinfo Page 2!!

Purna said...

Lou, surely Clarke and his pinched cheeks are somewhat attractive to ladies?

Adi, SHOULD I GO FOR IT?

Aditya said...

what have you got to loose...may be it could get in for its sheer boldness!!

Purna said...

But don't I have to provide the description as well? Why the two are similar? I will have to think about that one...

Wes said...

Adi, I see... maybe in my next life then :)

@Clarke, yeah that's not impossible, sometimes the saturdaily pancakes are so great you get a crush on them.

Aditya said...

may be you can have the effect where one picture fades into another!

it would be self explanatory

Sidthegnomenator said...

@Lou - The looks quotient is still 100% as far as I'm concerned, but I am only looking in one dierction.

@Purna - LOL on Bolly and the tomato. Spitting image.

Purna said...

Bah! It won't work. It specifically says cricketer who looks like a 'famous person'. The tomato, although slightly famous is hardly a person.

Aditya said...

well we can find another famous person whose head looks like a tomato and mention it in the description to drive the point home!

Reisa said...

I still maintain he has the Chucky look going on.

And Chucky is famous... kinda.

Purna said...

Oh yeah! Chucky...he is a little bastard though. Doug is nicer. Or he pretends to be.

Wes said...

LOL @Chucky. A bit Stan and Ollie is in him also.