"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Saturday, January 23, 2010

House warming

The reason behind Crashraful's hair tearing form is now clear. He has been planning the biggest career move of his life.

He bought a house. But that's not it. He was planning the perfect house warming, an event where batting legend Sachin Tendulkar and slapmaster Durbhajan Singh were to attend.



Clearly preparing this feast has been the main focus of his mind for the past years. What do you feed Sachin Tendulkar after all? How do you even decorate the house for him?

I would say put lots of pictures of fast bowlers crying. He would like that. And feed him everything in the country of course. I see fish, rice, chicken, beef, water, pepsi...good going Crashraful. You even got the Mumbai Indians to sponsor this dinner.

Look at how upset Durby is about not getting the fish from Crashraful. Chill dude. He probably has Sreesanth as entertainment later. Sreesanth will give you a lap dance.

Hey Sachin, teach him how to use his brain in return okay? The guy went through so much trouble for you, planning this shit for years. Stuff you till you blow up all over the place. What's for dessert Raful? Surely cake in the form of cricket balls.

Raful just enrages me, but if you look at it from a slightly sane perspective that is not such a shabby dinner party. I mean, how cool would it be to have Sachin Tendulkar at your house warming? Even if you are not a fan.

Raful has finally inspired me to do something. When I buy my first house I'm getting Jacques Kallis to cut the ribbon. Think I should have some extra food in the fridge?

6 comments:

Wes said...

More food on this blog! Purna do you think the theme should shift towards "Food and Cricket"? Many people like both :D

Sidthegnomenator said...

Are you mad - don't let Kallis eat your food; the guy will leave you broke. Get Biff instead, he is clearly on nothing but lettuce lately.

Purna said...

Wes, I myself am a foodie...but I know shit all about cooking. Mostly because I spend a majority of my day watching cricket.

Sid, a salad cost more than a burger! The price of unclogged arteries...tsk tsk.

Wes said...

Ah Purna cooking is easy. All you need is a pot, a pan and a bowl

1. In the pot make something warm.

2. In the pan make your favourite veges

3. In the bowl mix yogurt with your favourite herbs and spices

4. Chuck everything together and go omnomnom.

:D

Purna said...

I don't eat veggies or yogurt...LOL.

Wes said...

You are indeed the bloodthirsty monster I always thought you were. :D