"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Friday, January 15, 2010

Bad news

Graeme Smith is thin children. Look, he even drinks diet coke.



I had kept on making jokes about his weight till now because I was unsure. But with the diet coke so aptly placed next to his...I'll say it, flat stomach (*boohoo*), who can deny his weight loss?

What now? How will I go through life without his sausage fingers? Jesse Ryder's injured and Kandambi, I like. Yuvi is too easy a target.

Another bad news is that Barbie's shorts are too short and you will now have to behold this horrendous sight.



I apologise. But think of all those people who had to see it up close and personal and bear it for them. Do it for the English player that has to sleep in the same hotel room as Barbie. Do it for mankind.

Again, very sorry.

7 comments:

Cricket Tragic said...

His hair has also become intolerably short! :P

Purna said...

Yes, little girls are very upset at his attempts to be a boy Barbie. As a result, his toy figures are not selling very well.

Sidthegnomenator said...

It's true that Smith is actually quite slim and trim these days - but it's so much fun to take the piss out of him, I'm sticking with the fat jokes.

Purna said...

We can still make fun of his fat brain.

Wes said...

His fingers are still sausage-shaped :D.

I have observed, the brain is where you lose the fat first. Women know this. The scales show you are lighter but you look as fat as ever. Thus, the first thing that goes is the brain fat.
q.e.d.
Wait a minute. Does this also apply to Bovinae?

Purna said...

HAHA. No, I think for Bovinae it's the opposite. Thus Biff looks as thin as ever, but still has fat.

Man, wouldn't us girls have taken that over losing brain fat first?

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