"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Monday, January 11, 2010

Morne's girlfriend

Morne's girlfriend is one hot babe.

You will like her. She is very much like the perfect models that cricketers tend to date. Except, not really.

She is slim, without really looking it.
She is blond, but most like to describe her as lusty gold.
She makes men weep and laugh in jubilation at the same time. Normally, that woman would have been labelled as a vixen. But it's Morne's girlfriend and people love her.



Since his declaration that he is in a relationship, heartbreaker Morne, as he is supposedly known, has been hitting it off with his girlfriend quite remarkably...about twelve times in three matches to be exact. Once, he went at her for five times, albeit with a night's rest in between.

So we can conclude that this is a successful relationship, one that will survive the test of time, the media, the other WAGS and definitely the gruelling schedule that cricketers have to follow.

But before that happens, a crucial factor needs to be solved. Morne can't seem to connect with her directly and knock her right off her feet. Because that will be like saying the dreaded three words. So far, the connections have happened through an ambiguous route...sometimes even through other men.

However, we need Morne to go all the way. We need Morne to shed his shy nature, his phobia of commitment, his inability to bravely go where many men have gone before.

C'mon Morne, say it. Say 'I love you' and uproot that offstump like you have never uprooted it before. Aim for it. Be brave. Be the perfect lover.

You can do it. You can do it all day.

27 comments:

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HA.

Reading this first thing in my office and trying not to laugh too loud, not very successfully!!

Purna said...

Hehe. Glad to have given you some laughs so early in the day.

Don't know what to write in between the cricket!

Anonymous said...

What is her name?

Purna said...

Anon, her name is wicket. Obviously.

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