"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Monday, January 4, 2010

Watson is on 78

C'mon Pakistan! You can do it!

Watto your hair is nasty. Go back to the change room and fix that shit.

Preferably when you are on 99.

12 comments:

Leela said...

Watson has gone to fix his hair!
:-)

Purna said...

He is so obedient. I like it.
I also like the prospect of a crucial third test.

Christopher Poshin David said...

He'd make a lovely dog won't he?

Aditya said...

It's time for Watson to get injured.. please do the needful :D

Reverse Swing said...

He heard you Purna and was so obedient didn't bother to reach 99 as you set to max and joined dressing room two short of his max.

Sidthegnomenator said...

He knew you would make fun at 99 so he went early.

He's not clever enough to know that you'll still laugh.

Wes said...

Wow finally someone saying that he looks shit on the pear.

I don't like how he is mouthing off to the batters all the time. After every delivery, blablabla. You can only imagine what dumb shit comes from him, he is obviously not the wittiest person on the planet. No wonder Gayle just walked off without a word.
It's like he does not have slightest clue of when to stop, always crossing the border and overdoing things, and making a complete fruitcake of himself. You want to stuff a boiling potato in his mouth.

But you don't see him say anything in Yousuf's direction. Hilarious.

I am always the first to defend him, because he is a bloody great cricketter, but sometimes you just want to...

Purna said...

Chris, HAHAHAHAHA. He does have a puppy face other than being obedient.

Adi, I would except I would have to find another player who gives his wicket so gracfully in the 90's before that.

Reverse, yes!! 1-1 (can we hope?). Great job Pakistan!

Wes, thank you for that comment. FINALLY!

Reverse Swing said...

Hopes are alive Purna but you never know with Pakistan but I think boys will not let it go after that hard work. Add this fact into it we usually let go easy ones not hard earned one or something that no body is expecting. So when people think oh they will get it easily no wonder we collapsed to their amusement but when people think they will be rattled we do it again for their amusement and I guess people were not expecting us to come such hard at Aussies this time again.

So if tomorrow most of the feeling will be that we will easily do it their are chances of something silly but if the feeling in the air is of us being felling short we might pull off a great victory, does it justifies Pakistan unpredictability?

@Wes, ah got it right Wes, just after watching today's highlight their were many incidents when he was in middle of talks, collisions, stares, claps etc. And I think he doesn't think of getting a reply from Yousuf which will piss him off so he isn't doing anything with him.

Wes said...

And I think he doesn't think of getting a reply from Yousuf which will piss him off so he isn't doing anything with him.

Swing to be honest I think he has a sausage personality and just has the pants full. Yousuf isn't exactly unimpressive, you know :D

Purna said...

Reverse, yes that explains everything. Specially the collapse now. I am heartbroken for Pakistan, but damn Australians are tough. The fightback is unbelievable.

Wes, you should have a dictionary of your own I tell you.

Wes said...

Haha please, tell me when it gets incomprehensible. Mostly I am too lazy to look up the corresponding English expression...