"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Drop 'em

Michael Hussey needed to be dropped four times before Pakistan paid for it. How many times do you think Ricky Ponting needs to be dropped for the same thing to happen?

I am guessing one. Which has already happened.



Why? Why should Pakistan take any of the catches when they can look like Jennifer Lopez with a reduced ass? The breeze, the hair over the face, the drops...that's the way to make it big folks. That's how people notice you.

FUCK AAMER! Wear your headband! Screw JLo and bring your inner Richard Simmons out! Or maybe just get a haircut? If it isn't against your moral principles.

While you are at it Pakistan, it would also be nice if you didn't act out parts of 'Three Blind Mice' when you are on the field.



That one at the back is even equipped with sunglasses. They are very dedicated to their drops, these Pakistanis.

9 comments:

Wes said...

FUCK AAMER!
Purna for the sake of good manners and the accomplishments of civilisation, couldn't you wait until his next birthday before you speak your mind *lol*

Anon said...

What I want to know is who the hell is in charge of music in the hotel and dressing rooms?

Too much Snoop Dogg = dropping it like it's hot.

Reisa said...

Pakistan... tsk tsk. Why are they so horrible at catching? No wonder Shoaib was cast out!

Its frustrating to watch, you can't give these Aussie batsmen 2nd.. and 3rd.. and 4th chances.

Disappointing!

lol @ Wes. He won't be getting any action soon, birthday or not!

Christopher Poshin David said...

Pakistan can't catch....It's a law of Physics....

Reverse Swing said...

Those two are lame dropped catches ever specially Aamer's one.

You are dead right he had too many basic thing went wrong in that catch. Just dumb and that could be costing a test match as well as building an otherwise disastrous summer for Punter.

Pointing was looking ugly, in ego and trouble but player like him need only 1 chance like that not 4 and he did it.

Second catch was well difficult but worse again basic thing went wrong that you call for it that its mine.

Wes asked me about that catch and I told him what would have been happening during that catch between those two here.

@Wes, don't worry he might already been 18+.

Vim said...

Pakistan are a very depressing team.

Purna said...

Wes, why delay the learning? The kid must know that bad shit exists. Including bad words. Plus Reverse is right, he may be lying about his age. They do that you know.

Anon, has to be Kamran Akmal.

Wes said...

Swing I know they are probably cheating (some say Umar is 25? And I don't mean the Gul one...)
Purna I had to post it though, it was choking me.

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