"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Monday, January 25, 2010

Cooky and Belly take charge

A new article from Alan Tyers. I founded his fanclub remember? You should join.

I love Bell's picture there. Look at him strutting his stuff like he is some brave little leprechaun. Yes, he can turn into a leprechaun from a sensitive flower anytime. He is Samantha the witch after all.

Is Ian Bell really Mascaraman's vice-captain? With this hair?



Something about Bell's hair makes me want to pull them out one by and display it as art on my roof...all the while hoping that crows come and snatch them away. Is it just me or does he make you this violent too?

3 comments:

Sidthegnomenator said...

It's that smarmy grin that does it for me ... how do I join the Alan Tyers fan club?

Reisa said...

Makes me want to do grievous bodily.. that hair is practically begging for it. So is his pigeon chest.

Alastair Cook... captain... really.

Purna said...

Sid, CT opened a FB fan page for him!
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/pages/Alan-Tyers-The-greatest-cricket-satirist/295550542501?ref=ts

Yes Reisa really. It's England's way of bringing laughter and joy in this world.