"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Smile Kamran

Kamran Akmal is a grouchy individual. He never smiles when he scores big. He didn't even smile on his wedding day.



Today, he dropped four catches for Pakistan. Needless to say his grouchy face became even grouchier. It was almost computerized. The face fell with each drop, little by little.

The question is how much can it really drop? It is a big ball of sulk to begin with. Can it drop till his neck? Maybe till his waist.

He just lost his wicket.

Maybe till his knees.

If Pakistan lose this PCB will investigate him and Younis Khan will say that it's Kamran's way of telling Yousuf that he shouldn't captain Pakistan. Then he will never smile for sure.

Maybe it will drop till his ankles.

That's four drops from the top. Oops!

15 comments:

Lou said...

Can't believe he is allowed out on his own let alone wear the gloves for even an under 10's.

Purna said...

He's not Lou. His wifey holds his hand everywhere.
Maybe she was also holding his hand when he was keeping...

Aditya said...

A match made in heaven!

Look at his wife, she also doesn't want to smile!
What is wrong with both of them?

Naked Cricket said...

Haha!

In NZL he half-smiled once in the dressing room when Umar was batting; but it was a nervous smile.

Anon said...

He is getting tied down to one woman for all his life. What is there to smile about! :p

Or you know how the bride and groom eat last. He was probably thinking WTF this is my wedding and I want to eat NOW.

Nathan said...

You really can read their thoughts in that picture.

"How the f**k did this happen..."

Purna said...

You lot should be commentators. They are so pathetic when they start talking about what the players must be thinking or saying. You all would be much more entertaining.

Wes said...

Well, Kamran and Sadboy are generally not the smiliest people around, but they usually smile in oops-mode.
What I find much more interesting is what the guy in the background might be thinking (?!?)

Purna said...

I am pretty sure the guy in the back is Adi, thinking 'made for each other'.

Aditya said...

lol ..but why is he so shocked?

Purna said...

Because he can't believe Kamran has found a girl who doesn't smile just like him.

Wes said...

Well it's only a matter of time until he drops her.

Wes said...

Wow now I feel shit :/
Kamran if you read this... I didn't mean it so. It was like a demon in the head, you know, that stuff you have when keeping wicket... one needs to exorcise it, it needs to go. Old news to you.

Reverse Swing said...

hahaha come on guys, don't push him he is a very loyal family man, didn't you heard he was baby sitting night before he dropped those horrible catches???

I wonder did he ever dropped his baby girl :P

Purna said...

Wes and Reverse, you guys are terrible. :P