"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Cheer up Kev!



Now you are not the only player in the camp to disappoint England. Monty has arrived. Ravi would have been better, but you will make use of what is given to you.

Why is Monty there? Is Graeme Swann injured? Is he quitting cricket? Am I the next Queen of England?

At least one of those is achievable yes?

6 comments:

Sidthegnomenator said...

Oh, please PLEASE say Graeme Swann is retiring ... or is at least very, very injured.

Annoymous said...

Am I the only person he likes Kevin Pietersen and finds Graeme Swann funny, I must be serioulsy ill and must seek help.

Purna said...

Sid, I can't find anything on it yet...why is Monty there I wonder? Is he trying to become South African? Maybe he heard the Imran Tahir story...

Annoy, you are seriously ill. Please come see me so I can dope you up on anti-Kev and anti-Swanny liquids.

Wes said...

Monty (he is nice btw... much too nice) is there because he used to be an actual part of the English team. So he goes for a visit.
Unlike the Saffas who compulsively keep sniffing the pants of their traitors.

Purna said...

Lol. Poor Monty. He just wants to bowl for England.

Wes said...

Oh don't break my heart :(
Monty won them the Ashes and they kicked him out for that. Poms.