"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Chin and the Pear

Ever wondered why Swann  makes you want to cut him into pieces and eat him alive? It's simple really. He has all the markings of a pear on his face. The same thin top and the disproportionately wide bottom. Swanny has generated much excitement with his bowling lately, much like the pear, which fascinates most with it's odd shape and spotted green exterior. Then as soon as you dissect it, it reveals it's bland, plain interior. Something that is about to happen to Swanny soon when every team dissect his bowling. I wait patiently for that day. For now, fuck you Graeme Swann for making me miserable!

Think a cricketer looks like something edible? Send in the photos at cricketminded@gmail.com and tell us why!

This series will always be grateful to Bolly and his tomato face.


Thiru Cumaran said...

There really isn't any magic to Swann's bowling. He just comes in and flights the ball, that's all! Many spin bowlers nowadays don't do that and batsmen have got used to it.


Anonymous said...

Do I think a cricketer looks edible? Do you really want to go there with me?

Purna said...

CT, so he will be beaten soon yes? Say by the next test?

Sid, yes I do! Which food does Lord Nate look like? A grape comes to mind...

Anonymous said...

a muffin?

Purna said...

Your wish is my command.