"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

No more Mickiness

BAHAHAHAHA! I am laughing because I am still undecided as to whether this is a good or bad thing. And when I am in doubt, I laugh.

Obviously the fat-headedness of Mickey and Biff has been talked about again and again since the beginning of the season. Turns out the two heads themselves have been clunking together and have "deteriorated irreparably". As if they were in working conditions before.

The real test of team leaders and management come when the team is going through a slump. The Saffers started this slump from the T20 semi-finals and haven't quite come out of it yet. Instead of being smart and getting the team through this, Buffalo and Mickiness have been bickering like an old couple. Happens. When the team is winning no one will question you. But when the team is down, things get tougher and that's when you show your real character. Mickey's real character is that of a tabloid queen. You see the problem?

Now that I think about it, I am partially leaning towards this being a good thing. Sure, the team will have to get used to a new coach while playing an important series but it's always better to have one half brain at the head as opposed to two. Specially if they can't be joined because of hate rays being emitted towards the other.

Rumour has it that Mike Procter might also get the sack. If Gerald Majola can get rid of Mickey, Vincent Barnes and Procter in the same week, I will give him a cookie. A big one. With ice cream on top. And fudge, lot's of fudge.

Sorry, got distracted there. But that's gotta be the world's best incentive. Somebody email Majola and let him know.

Bye Mickey. We won't miss you.


Anon said...

No more Arthur. You need Lancelot.

Anonymous said...

nice one anon ;-)
but im kinda sad tht hes goin ...i kinda have a soft corner for mickey mouse !esp. after the oz series.... i hope tht sorrie van zyl will make sur eour boys get through the finals with a new coach on the side n break tht semi final jinx :-)

anon bouch en ab

Reisa said...

I guess I need to BAHAHAHA also, according to Purnology. I don't know if this is good or bad.

How will this affect the team? Will Smith's head swell some more? Will Ntini return? Will AB sing achy breaky songs?? *shudder*

I just don't know... :-(

Purna said...

And Corrie is Launcelot Anon! Maybe..

Anon Bouch, meh. He became too predictable in the end. Evidently Allan could be the bowling coach. In which case, YIPPPEEE!!

Reisa, AB will release another album with heartbreaking 'goodbye' songs and Smith's head will swell upon hearing them. Ntini won't return to this madness.

Now you know :).