I had kept on making jokes about his weight till now because I was unsure. But with the diet coke so aptly placed next to his...I'll say it, flat stomach (*boohoo*), who can deny his weight loss?
What now? How will I go through life without his sausage fingers? Jesse Ryder's injured and Kandambi, I like. Yuvi is too easy a target.
Another bad news is that Barbie's shorts are too short and you will now have to behold this horrendous sight.
I apologise. But think of all those people who had to see it up close and personal and bear it for them. Do it for the English player that has to sleep in the same hotel room as Barbie. Do it for mankind.
Again, very sorry.
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His hair has also become intolerably short! :P
Yes, little girls are very upset at his attempts to be a boy Barbie. As a result, his toy figures are not selling very well.
It's true that Smith is actually quite slim and trim these days - but it's so much fun to take the piss out of him, I'm sticking with the fat jokes.
We can still make fun of his fat brain.
His fingers are still sausage-shaped :D.
I have observed, the brain is where you lose the fat first. Women know this. The scales show you are lighter but you look as fat as ever. Thus, the first thing that goes is the brain fat.
q.e.d.
Wait a minute. Does this also apply to Bovinae?
HAHA. No, I think for Bovinae it's the opposite. Thus Biff looks as thin as ever, but still has fat.
Man, wouldn't us girls have taken that over losing brain fat first?
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