England in the news again

They just come up with one comedic gold (Copyright Esra, do not try to reproduce) after another. Stuart Broad talked to Cricinfo about their 'wild' Ashes victory party

"I woke up the next day still in my whites. "

Which Cricinfo followed with:
Stuart Broad admits England's celebrations after regaining the Ashes lasted well into the night ... but at least nobody urinated in the garden of 10 Downing Street.

So where did all the alcohol go? I wonder if his whites were wet in certain areas...