Campaign for Morne

Can't be bothered to even have random thoughts about the Ashes anymore. Specially when one of my favourite new era South African bowler has been left out of the squad for the upcoming Champions Trophy. I am launching a campaign to bring Morne back to the sqaud. I have nothing against Peterson and I know its difficult when there are this many awesome players in a team. But, Morne is damn talented and needs to play more to grow as a bowler. He will then take over the world. Why would you not want to campaign for a man who will take over the world? Join in, I'm telling you. He might give you a country or two.

If Morne comes back to the squad not only will he take wickets and trouble the opposition regularly with his immaculate line and length, he will also entertain us otherwise. The boy is multi-talented. Here are his many qualifications apart from being one of South Africa's best discovery in the fast bowling department:

He can cook. Home cooked meals will be good for certain members of the team who clearly have weight issues

He can sing and will subsequently keep the mic away from AB. This will give our ears time to heal after listening to AB's single.

He will use his rock star like looks to distract the fans so that his team mates can focus solely on the game.

He will give his mates lessons in fashion. We all know cricketers these days need to be able to do more than just play.

He fits in comfortably in a bench with the top three pumpkins of the current South African squad. That takes special talent, worthy of a mention in his campaign. Incidentally, these are the same players that he will save with his cooking.

He must come back. This is meant to be Morne's season people. Let him play!