Death by boredom

If you live in the Southern Hemisphere where it's so early that it's criminal to be even awake to watch this snail-paced game, here's something to keep you entertained.

Answer the questions wittily and you will get a prize. The more evil you are, the higher your chances of winning.

Why is Brett Lee clenching his face so hard?



Who is Siddle smelling and why?


Why is this picture so amazing and disturbing at the same time?


Bonus question: Who is the flying man? No the answer is not in my label list.

Knock yourselves out. This may be the first of many if the responses are good.

The Ashes: Random thoughts

I won't do a full post on the Ashes because England is a joke and Australia is South Africa's arch nemesis. But I will share my random thoughts as I watch the game:

-I am excited about the 5th test...been waiting to watch a good test match since SA vs Aus last summer

-Australia seems to get wickets the minute I watch. Collingwood and Bell both fell soon after I sat in front of the television. Must remember this when Oz plays the Saffas and Bdesh.

-Ian Bell's 50 made me throw up first thing in the morning. Ricky Ponting is responsible for my loss of body fluid so early in the day. Must sue.

-I like Siddle. That dude can bowl. Too bad he is Australian.

-Strauss, Prior, Pietersen and Trott were all born in South Africa. They must be renamed as the South Africa B team. Might earn them more respect.

-Lilly Allen is at the game but Onions has been dropped. The cameraman kept the camera poised on her till she waved upon Warnie and Hussain's incessant begging. Warnie really needs to learn how to keep it in his pants.

-Swann...is...still...in...the...team. This time I died from laughter. Strauss and Flower will be compensating my family for the early loss of their beloved daughter.