Mark ignored all of our questions...except for two. One is from a blogger who always disagrees with whatever I have to say...just because. The other didn't give his/her real name, but I know its one of you. C'mon, own up to it. You managed to piss off one of the most calm and cool minds of cricket. Take the credit.
The Culprits:
Q. I heard you take the longest in the shower out of all the guys?FROM STANI ARMY, UK
A: No offence guys but can you please ask sane questions.......
In your face Stani! I told you, you can never outwit Brandon and I. We knew how to get the answers out of him without pushing his buttons. You don't know our Saffa boys. I'm sending the Canadian Secret Services to hunt your ass down and deliver you to Mark.
Q. Have you ever dropped a catch and claimed it as good?FROM ADAM GILCHRIST, AUSTRALIA
A: Ha Ha. The real Gilly would never ask such a dumb question!!
Whoever you are, Mark Boucher just called you dumb. Your life must now be complete.
16 comments:
Woops
How cool am I? Even you must like me now. It's funny how it was BOTH my questions that were picked out. Pure genius I say.
The first question was not actually worded like that. Either Mark or his staff changed it. Very dishonest...if you're reading Mark.
The second was class right? Imagine there was someone actually named Adam Gilchrist? Boucher woulda lost a fan with an answer like that. Who's dumb now eh?
"Whoever you are, Mark Boucher just called you dumb", actually, he called the question dumb :op
Hunt my ass down Purn? What is it with you and my peachy behind?
You are not cool at all. Bouch wanted to make an example out of your stupid questions, to let everyone know he's not answering such questions anymore. You ruined it for us Stani! You will be punished.
Mark has enough fans :P.
Dumb questions come from dumb people Stani.
I don't want to do anything with your peachy behind. I'll give it to Mark, who will present it to Biff. You can use your imagination for the rest.
Well at least I discovered that Boucher doesn't have a sense of humour. (Oooo! How true is that!)
Your questions were rubbish, lacking in wit or humour, that's why he didn't answer them.
Can't wait for my punishment if the last one was anything to go by!
And I don't have an imagination, I'm dumb remember :o)
Bouch's sense of humour is the best. He doesn't have time for juvies like you.
And what was your last punishment? I don't recall punishing you before. So that's what floats your boat eh? ;)
Btw, how is your wife. Tell her I miss her.
M.A.R.K B.O.U.C.H.E.R H.A.S N.O S.E.N.S.E O.F H.U.M.O.U.R - IT'S OFFICIAL
He could not even bring himself to even giggle at those questions, it's clear. You get people like that sometimes, always serious. Sorry to break your hearts girls.
You didn't see it as a punishment because you called it something else.
LOL I loved it Stani. I never give up.
Brandon
Stani, has a point Purna. We asked awesome questions.
Brandon
See Purn? Now there's a guy who knows what he's talking about.
I bet AB woulda got the jokes and responded with humour.
The wife says hi Purn. Just been busy!
I'm a little concerned that my beloved Bouch was so mean to my darling Stani. Strike 1 to Bouch, Stani defeats another dream man.
:o) I like this game. Won't laugh can't laugh Boucher's been stumped. Who's next?
And leave my Es alone, she does have a life unlike me and you.
Uh-oh, Stani you didn't?
At least he picked your questions out of them all. Top quality.
Bella
Thank you Bella. A lady with impeccable taste.
Now all that's left is for Purnmeister to throw in the towel. Yet she seems to have disappeared. Coincidence? Come on Purny Wurny, you can do it.
Is there any plans on taking over AB's site?
Regarding your 1st comment, Stani. You are SUPER COOOL!
Bella
O stop it Bella, you'll make me blush ;o)
Oh dear, Bouch sounds so irritated answering that Q. Not only that, he started the next answer to a different Q as "At last back to normality" ..ok so he means u people are AbNoRmAl *ahem* shame!
Stani, AB would never respond unless it's a question about batting technique or Jesus.
Bon, why didn't he choose our questions? :(. I think they are making him train too hard and he is just taking his anger out on us.
Bella, I don't think I can praise AB that much. I love him but his site is a bit too much about him! If you don't show him love, you don't get on it.
Also, don't be fooled by Stani. That's all I am going to say.
MJ, don't twist Bouch's words! He loves us. We know it.
Es, nooooooooo! Stani provoked him. I swear Bouch will make it up to you by running Punter out or something. He'll also throw in AB if you are not satisfied.
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