"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Esra's addition to Cricket Hell

- Personality classes with Jacques Kallis. His team mates disagree though and I have no opinion on it. I only love the guy for his cricketing skills. So we will make this one optional. Don't blame us if you want to kill yourself at the end of it.



Gary Kirsten's opinion might be of some help to those of you who are wondering.

-An impromptu sing off between AB and Binga. You are not allowed ear plugs or medication if your ears bleed.

-An hour with Tony Greig and Michael Atherton. Here are some promotional pictures:

At least he had more hair than Jacques!

White teeth is an indication of good breath...

11 comments:

Esra Star said...

Cheers Purn haha.

Everything I have seen/ read of Jacques makes me think I'd have a better conversation with my left foot.

I thought of another but then I got my religious crap mixed up. AB's religious preaches can't occur in hell right? Listening to one may make you appreciate Tony Grieg more...

Purna said...

AB's religious preaches are banned from our cricket hell. Sshh, we might lose customers if we bring that up!

Graeme called him 'naughty'. I wonder what naughty thinks Jakes has done to Biffy.

Stani Army said...

Smithy, he don't help himself does he:

"I dont think people realise how naughty [Kallis] is...one night when he had too much to drink and I was sharing a room with him, he actually fell out of the bed, it was quite entertaining"

Customers Purn? When was I paying for this? I'm gonna go check my account.

Purna said...

I don't know why Smithy opens his mouth. He says something questionable every time!

Stani you are not invited to our cricket hell. We are putting you in a basement with Harbajan.

scorpicity said...

Wow... Tony Greig did have hair!!

Purna said...

Yes he did scorpicity.

Are you a scorpio? Or do you just like to sting people?

scorpicity said...

Oh no am just a harmless B(ee).

Nice blog... Cheers

Bella said...

How did you come about this vid? Please don't tell me you actually went searching for a JK video.

Purna said...

Bella, you dislike Jakes too? WHY!

I've had this one for a while. I found it while I was searching for a Bouch video. There's one on him speaking about Jakes. They are good videos actually! Really funny. Maybe I'll put them up sometime.

Bella said...

I never liked him.

You should post the Bouch ones :)

Purna said...

It would have to come at the expense of a mushy Jakes post though. You up for that?