No more random decisions, no more wishing 'What if Rudi hadn't been on the field today?', no more broken television sets.
The heavens have blessed us.
But let's not be too mean to the man. Let us give him a proper tribute and state one reason why we hate Bloody Rudi.
It goes like this, start with 'I hate Rudi because...' and then insert your reason. You may also want to insert your reason up Rudi's dark places, but unfortunately, that is not a facility I can provide you with. However, I can provoke you with this:
Let me begin the tribute.
I hate Rudi because he smiles like he knows shit. Yeah Rudi, that's exactly what you know...shit!
Over to you.
