"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Monday, November 23, 2009

What to blame it on

“It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.”




Andrew Strauss got too excited and broke out in sweat at the sight of Biff adjusting his pants. Not wishing to get distracted, he channelled all his excitement in the field which radiated and infected the rest of his team. Particularly Colly. Moral of the story is, blame Biff for everything.



AB is not blond anymore. I had once wondered whether the dye was going to drip into his brain and fuck up his batting. It seems to have done just that. Interestingly, it also seems to have changed AB's eye colour and affected his vision.

L'Oreal, it's not worth it.

12 comments:

Sidthegnomenator said...

Smith looks like he is holding out his fat pants out to show us how much weight he has lost LOL!

Mia said...

Smith looks like he lost a LOT of weight!

Nathan said...

He looks drunk.

He looks very drunk. And like he belongs on CrimeWatch.

:X

Anonymous said...

Smith's problem is he is dating the plain, mannish Brigitte Sarembock.

Aditya said...

colly and trott played really well have to hand it to them

anyhow Gibbs is back ! :)

hopefully he makes full use of his last chance in international cricket!

Purna said...

Sid, that is what he is doing. He is upset that no one has written about it yet.

Mia, he has. Thankfully!

Nathan, who Biff or Strauss?

Anon, sorry but you won't find anyone here who agrees with you. Although I am very interested to know why being a normal person is so shameful. Care to share?

Adi, they did, but I am trying not to think about it! I am also hoping Gibbs makes the most of this. But I don't know how he will make the bowlers bowl well. Maybe blackmail them with that last chance at international cricket bit?

Anna said...

I dont think people dislike Brigitte because she is a normal person, lots of cricket wags are normal and dont recieve such comments. Sadly I think it is the Minki situation, it is clear their is some feelings still there between her and Smith, which prob leads to people not taking this relationship seriously, I dont really feel its genuine, and I dont think people should settle but I do agree, no need for nasty comments, cant people express an opinion anymore without such hate. BTW am a normal person

Purna said...

Anna, honestly this is the first time I am hearing the 'not genuine' aspect. If that is the reason they dislike Sarembock then I guess people are entitled to their own opinions. Although I don't know how much you can decide from tabloid news. I have no clue what is happening with Minki, other than the fact that she seems to have separated from her husband.

But yes, people really do need to learn how to put their words together because otherwise they just come off as mean and spiteful.

Sidthegnomenator said...

Nathan, Little Andy always looks drunk (but he isn't, he's just stupid); Smith always is drunk.

And Strauss ought to be on crimewatch - he stole our little urn, remember?

SarahCanterbury said...

Strauss stupid? With an Economics degree from Durham University? Yes, what an idiot he must be.

Vim said...

C'mon Sid, he's not stupid...... he's just boring.

Purna said...

Sarah we only call him stupid because he annoys us by leading his team to victory against our teams. But that is about to change..right Sid ;)?