Sarah Canterbury has informed me that Joe Denly coined his nickname 'No Pants' himself. Why? Possibly because he likes the image of himself in no pants. No, I am not making any jokes about that. I refuse to go there. It's too obvious anyway.
The reason these images are being fed to your brain is because Sarah assures me that I have to come up with something better to rile him. I accepted the challenge. So here we go, trial number two.
"Joe's batting average is now a brand name. It's called Forever 30"
" I hear the golden duck feels right at home with you Joe"
"How do you intidimate Joe Denly?"
"Just show him a football and his knees will start shaking automatically"
You like Sarah?