Disgusting: Dale Steyn losing his ability to pick up wickets so early in his career.
Shameful: Soon-to-be-adopted son ROFL (seriously reconsidering the adoption now) bowling worse than part-time spinner JP.
Fucktard: Whoever sent Albie ahead of Bouch, when they were five down in the 33rd over. When has Albie EVER played the role of an innings consolidator?
Illegal: Hash getting to a half century and then getting out to a Ashraful-like shot.
Impressive: Ryan McLaren at least trying to mess with the batsmen (not really but I'm drowning in a sea of negativity here!)
Moronic: Biff and his sideburns.
Useless: AB de Villiers, who can't fucking get a decent score when it matters i.e. should NOT be batting 2 down.