"Why weren't you at the toss KP?"
"So Kev, you captaining BRC at IPL 3?"
"Kev, where's your crown? After all, you are 100% English."
"KP is the newest member of Liberty X. Congrats! You will fit right in with that voice of yours"
"Can you take the single? Or do you have to call your wife for permission?"
"Apparently Just a Little was written about you...because you needed instructions..."