"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Sledgefest: Kevin Pietersen

"Why weren't you at the toss KP?"

"So Kev, you captaining BRC at IPL 3?"

"Kev, where's your crown? After all, you are 100% English."

"KP is the newest member of Liberty X. Congrats! You will fit right in with that voice of yours"

"Can you take the single? Or do you have to call your wife for permission?"

"Apparently Just a Little was written about you...because you needed instructions..."


Nathan said...

"So Kev, you captaining BRC at IPL 3?"

^ Oopf! Below the belt!

Purna said...

Haha thanks! But I'm sure you being an Aussie have better ones.