This gap between the second and third ODI is so god damn long that I have once again forgotten what the Saffers look like. Honestly, who designed this series? If the rationale between this gap is that every game is either on a Friday, Saturday or Sunday so people can attend...umm..it's not working very well is it? How can a series prolonged by no games for infinite number of days hold any body's interest?
And what the hell are the Saffers doing during these days? I see no pictures of them practicing! Maybe it's because they are too busy elsewhere.
AB: Getting the whole team to buy his new CD. At least that's 16 copies sold, plus Mummy, Daddy and Brother.
Morne: Following Mickey around singing 'Gimme, gimme' in his ears 24/7.
Hersch: Staring into space and visualizing my happy face when he gets that century that's due.
Dale: Reading bedtime stories to his grand kids, so they don't kick him in the nuts for his woeful bowling.
Graeme: Trying to dehydrate Strauss to induce his leg cramp.
Parnie: Telling everybody what a hero he is for coming back from his ankle sprain as fast as he did.
Albie: Following Morne and Mickey around to make sure one Morkel doesn't get traded for another.
Mickey: Making up new shit to tell the press just to keep them interested.
I'm filing a complain with the CSA for letting my mind sit idle for five fucking days, during which it has gathered shit. As you can clearly see.