"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Monday, November 2, 2009

Total domination

Bangladesh vs Zimbabwe, 4th ODI

0.5 Nazmul Hossain to Masakadza, OUT -'Tis just the beginning.

1.3 Abdur Razzak to Taylor, OUT- 1 run, 2 wickets. La la la la la.

2.3 Nazmul Hossain to Coventry, OUT- Yes, this is the real Charles Coventry. Any more questions?

5.3 Abdur Razzak to Vermeulen, OUT- 8/4 looks hot when your team is bowling. I am going to name my kid 8/4.

13.3 Enamul Haque jnr to Matsikenyeri, OUT- Zimbabwe were given a chance to share their last wishes in between.

15.3 Enamul Haque jnr to Chibhabha, OUT- Won't you at least stay for dinner?

16.4 Shakib Al Hasan to Waller, OUT- This is not even net practice standard.

17.6 Enamul Haque jnr to Chigumbura, OUT- Out is now a constant on the Crapinfo commentator's screen.

18.6 Shakib Al Hasan to Price, OUT- One wicket every over... because we are cool like that.

24.5 Shakib Al Hasan to Jarvis, OUT- Wham, bam, thank you Zim!


Thiru Cumaran said...

The Zimbos have been officially PWNED by the Tigers!

achettup said...

WTH kind of pitch was that? 14 wickets for 96runs in 36.4 overs??? Two more wickets or twenty more runs and Bangladesh would have lost!
Elton Chigumbura is my Zimbabwean Hero!

Aditya said...

Damn! that was quick!
the tigers read the pitch wel too as they opened the bowling with razzaq.
If only as shakib said they would have won by 10 wickets it would have been total annihilation.

why the hell dosen't the BCCI make sure pitches like these rae used in the series!!then Australia will be PWNED by India !If only it wasn't for the television revenue! :(

well done BCB !!

Purna said...

CT, oh no! I hate that word. BUT, it's apt here I guess.

Ach, to be honest I don't know much about pitches in Bangladesh. But BD bowled beautifully. Although Zimbabwe did give up their wickets a lot of times! And no they wouldn't have lost because Shakib would have come to save them :P.
(Their batting was disgusting!)

Adi, Bangladesh won because they bowled well okay? BCB doesn't know anything about pitch making :P. But what are you so worried about? There are 3 more games and at least 3 more injuries to come. You guys can win this...hmph!

Krish said...

So Bangladesh won the series! :-)

Purna said...

Krish, fine. You were right. But I'm hoping Bangladesh won't surrender to Sri Lanka. :D