Disgusting: Dale Steyn losing his ability to pick up wickets so early in his career.
Shameful: Soon-to-be-adopted son ROFL (seriously reconsidering the adoption now) bowling worse than part-time spinner JP.
Fucktard: Whoever sent Albie ahead of Bouch, when they were five down in the 33rd over. When has Albie EVER played the role of an innings consolidator?
Illegal: Hash getting to a half century and then getting out to a Ashraful-like shot.
Impressive: Ryan McLaren at least trying to mess with the batsmen (not really but I'm drowning in a sea of negativity here!)
Moronic: Biff and his sideburns.
Useless: AB de Villiers, who can't fucking get a decent score when it matters i.e. should NOT be batting 2 down.
7 comments:
Sorry to be pedantic but isn't "fucktard" a noun?
Urban Dictionary: Fucktard
1: Adj. a contraction between "fuck" and "Retard" usually used to describe someone who isn't legally retarded, but might as well be.
LOL. Urban Dictionary makes my day.
Haha, I concede that one to you, then!
Whoever sent Albie ahead of Bouch, when they were five down in the 33rd over. When has Albie EVER played the role of an innings consolidator?
that was decided in 20th century ad... that's how they have been planning and sticking to it...
SP don't make me laugh at them. I feel like a traitor. You could be onto something though...hehe.
They will try Albie anywhere it seems, he'll be opening next.
Still, I have thought occasionally that MJ should be batting further up the order, but if Albie can't, they can keep MJ at 8, as he can't bat as well as Albie. Or at least he couldn't. Albie is not doing his job of smacking the English bowlers into next week. They had some fairly laughable ones out there yesterday - how dare that lot make Bresnan look at international level bowler!
Vim, they still don't know Albie's role in the team and the guy is in tests. What a fucking joke!
Who is MJ though? Did you mean Boucher?
Don't remind me. Even the English don't know why Bresnan is in the team! Honestly, the Saffers deserved to lose this. But I am desperately hoping this is a reversal of fate as they usually win in the beginning and then crash out during crucial games. Hopefully the opposite is happening here.
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