Oh the horror! I don't know what this interview is in regards to or why it is even on the the Daily Mail but it has fallen upon us and we must deal with this torture.
First of all, the title:
It's a man's world: Stuart Broad
When did Stuart Broad stop being a boy and why didn't I get the memo? Oh wait, he didn't!
See, that's him then and now. No difference. Don't deceive us with wrong information Daily Mail. We got all excited because we thought we could finally punch him in the face and not get arrested for child abuse. Alas, it is not to be!
Second of all, the picture:
He is wearing lipstick and chucking. His expression says 'constipation' and his suit is all crumpled. You should stick to tutus Stu. See, it's even a part of your name!
Third of all, the interview:
Bespoke is best. I'm 6ft 6in with a 38in inside leg, and I have all my suits hand-made by a tailor in Manchester called Nicholas Jones. So far he's made me a grey suit with a blue pinstripe, a black one with a gold pinstripe and a dinner suit with a white silk lining. The quality is fantastic. Several of the Manchester United players use him, too.
Picture this: A golden haired child with makeup wearing a black suit with gold pinstripe. Puke? Indeed. But that's not his true style. No, it isn't Pixie wear either.
Most of the time I wear a hoodie and jeans, but if the option presents itself I smarten up. I like to look smart but I prefer feeling comfortable. Adidas often let me rummage around in their vintage cupboard. Justin Timberlake always looks cool. But then he's the right size to wear cool gear? I've been forced to stop wearing my Gucci necklace. I used to play in it, but it kept hitting me on the chin when I bowled.