It's all his fault. Who wins the toss and chooses to bowl first when the pitch is expected to turn later and you have 7 bowlers in the side? The pigeon-brained individual also set a field that consistently allowed the the Sri Lankans to get runs during the middle overs. When they were already at 10000000 runs for the loss of 1 wicket! They didn't put pressure on the SL batsmen at all by stopping the singles and forcing them to play big shots. Ever heard of an attacking field setting Biff? Botes has!
Not that Parnell's rubbish balls wouldn't have gone for sixes anyway...seeing as he was bowling to DILSHAN. As pissed as I am that SL won, Dilshan was the bomb. Something that South Africa should have known and planned for! Bet Graeme had a hand there as well.
If Albie bowls one more over I am going to scream. 39 runs in 4 fucking overs! I think it's time we realized that Albie is the batsman and MORNE is the bowler. Remember Morne? The guy who didn't get picked for this squad? Well look how all the other bowlers have done now. 319 freaking runs and only 8 wickets. Brilliant! Specially when Sri Lanka has the three M's, one of whom has ears that distract the batsmen long enough to get their wickets.
And what the fuck was up with all the misfields!
Misfield, misfield, misfield! WHY! I'll tell you why. Because my Herschelle wasn't there. And why was my Herschelle not there? Because a certain fat-face 'captain' injured him.
If my Hersch was there the 319 would have been chased down in a flash. Even with Ajantha Mendis.
To add insult to injury the freaking RAIN ended the game. With Albie and ROFL still at the crease. Albie's mind-boggling upper body strength and ROFL's alien tactics would also have won this game. Unfortunately, the English team arrived in SA today and obviously brought the rain clouds with them.
Don't fret too much. SA still has two more games to go. One of them involve a showdown with their cousins from the island. We are just sad the reject won't be there.