More rubbish to sort out...
ODI Player of the Year
Shivnarine Chanderpaul (WI): He won't win. But he actually deserves this nomination.
Mahendra Singh Dhoni (Ind): Nominated in all three!! Did he offer the ICC free products?
Andrew Flintoff (Eng): The ICC's gone soft. Don't be an emotional fool. He clearly prefers the IPL over England. That's why he is retiring.
Chris Gayle (WI): Oh hello Scumbag. I guess this is where you belong because you want to get rid of test cricket. But I don't approve. Go cry on twitter and don't forget to mention my name.
Umar Gul (Pak): I am tempted to say no...but the guy is talented. So whatever.
Martin Guptill (NZ): Who are you? Did you kill Dan to take his place in this list?
Michael Hussey (Aus): NO! He is no longer Mr. Cricket. Get over it.
Nuwan Kulasekara (SL): No. Too many talented Sri Lankans. Somebody needs to take the boot.
Ajantha Mendis (SL): His ears are magnificent, so yes.
Muttiah Muralidaran (SL): Another consolation prize. He didn't have a great year. But I guess since he is retiring, he can be in.
Yuvraj Singh (Ind): Cricketers with inflated egos that match their bellies are not to be bestowed with awards.
Virender Sehwag (Ind): This is a question of my intense dislike for the Indian team vs appreciating good cricket...my intense dislike wins!
Thilan Thushara (SL): Another Sri Lankan? I thought India was the one with the population problem!