"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Stuart Broad Interview

Oh the horror! I don't know what this interview is in regards to or why it is even on the the Daily Mail but it has fallen upon us and we must deal with this torture.

First of all, the title:

It's a man's world: Stuart Broad

When did Stuart Broad stop being a boy and why didn't I get the memo? Oh wait, he didn't!

See, that's him then and now. No difference. Don't deceive us with wrong information Daily Mail. We got all excited because we thought we could finally punch him in the face and not get arrested for child abuse. Alas, it is not to be!

Second of all, the picture:

He is wearing lipstick and chucking. His expression says 'constipation' and his suit is all crumpled. You should stick to tutus Stu. See, it's even a part of your name!

Third of all, the interview:

Bespoke is best.
I'm 6ft 6in with a 38in inside leg, and I have all my suits hand-made by a tailor in Manchester called Nicholas Jones. So far he's made me a grey suit with a blue pinstripe, a black one with a gold pinstripe and a dinner suit with a white silk lining. The quality is fantastic. Several of the Manchester United players use him, too.

Picture this: A golden haired child with makeup wearing a black suit with gold pinstripe. Puke? Indeed.
But that's not his true style. No, it isn't Pixie wear either.

Most of the time I wear a hoodie and jeans, but if the option presents itself I smarten up
. I like to look smart but I prefer feeling comfortable. Adidas often let me rummage around in their vintage cupboard. Justin Timberlake always looks cool. But then he's the right size to wear cool gear? I've been forced to stop wearing my Gucci necklace. I used to play in it, but it kept hitting me on the chin when I bowled.


Esra Star said...

Oh my eyes! I seriously threw up a little in my mouth. That naked picture should come with a warning Purn!

Stani Army said...

Esra Star! Wait till you get home!

...that's the first time Cook's managed to get bat onto ball for a long time. I dont know why Broad's holding a bat though, one of the bails woulda done. Ooof ;o)

Purna said...

Sorry for making you throw up Es. What kind of charity would want this?

Stani, meow! See, I appreciate your nasty comments when they apply to players I dislike. Hint: stick to that.

Stani Army said...

Tigers don't meow! No wonder you're not winning any games.

Why should I stick to agreeing with you? eh? I will disagree with you even if what I'm disagreeing with is something I actually agree with.

I told you she loves me everyone! Not that I care of course.

Purna said...

Umm, that 'meow' was meant to signify that your comment was catty. Grandad!

See I knew it. You do it just for the sake of disagreeing. You secretly worship me.

And you do care.

Tate Miller said...

Are you joking?! Personally, I think Broad is by far, the best looking member of the team... And they're obviously not that 'ineffective' considering they've won the Twenty20 World cup, retained the Ashes, and have had some of the most extraordinary games this World Cup! Do you even watch the Cricket?! Because it sure as hell does not sound like you know what you are talking about.

Purna said...

Hello Tate, no I don't watch cricket, at ALL.

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