1. Why doesn't anyone realize that Flintoff is a glory hunter?
2. Why doesn't Binga see that Mitch is Punter's new bitch?
3. Why did Michael Hussey pull a Ashish Nehra and fail to hold onto a catch after three tries?
4. Why is Australia tricking Paine into thinking he has any chance of solidifying his position in the team?
5. Why is England performing well after the series has already been lost?
6. When will Ricky Ponting actually go and slap one of his bowlers?
7. Why can't the English play anything else other than Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas?
8. Why isn't the Champions Trophy here yet?
9. Why does his job suck so much?