"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Preview: NZ vs India

The Kiwis need to win this.

I cannot be proven wrong about India not being able to win outside of India.

If I am, Ryder will be made to sit on Dan in true Sumo style. Don't worry, nothing will happen to him. I have instructed Rossy to distract Ryder with a truck full of mini burgers if things get out of hand. They are mini so he thinks he can eat as many as he likes and still maintain his 400lbs. The meat was also cooked in alcohol. It's called the North American BBQ style.

India's got Dravid back so he can enjoy watching all the other batsmen collapse around him, while he makes 1 run from every 50 balls.

Nehra is also back in the team. I look forward to his many misfields.

Gary Kirsten needs to exorcise KP's spirits from inside him and return to South Africa.

Guptill needs to show me why he is the next Dan.

The Kiwis need to win this.


Stani Army said...

Viewed through Ryder's eyes, every burger is a 'mini' burger.

Purna said...

True. How is he even allowed to play?

Why was Inzi allowed to play?

The Cricket Corollary said...

Backing NZ, as well. I want a SL vs NZ final.


The Cricket Corollary said...

*Ticking the "email follow-up comments" box

Stani Army said...

You can't compare Inzi and Ryder because Inzi, like you, liked parantha. This situation was something entirely different.

And Inzi started thin (WC 92), Ryder came straight out of obese school to take his, and that of 5 others' place in world cricket.

And Inzi was a legend.

The Cricket Corollary said...

NZ going home... is there a bright side to the story?


Purna said...

Yes..I just found out. It was despicable.

I don't like parantha.