...will never be able to look at him and say he won a Champions Trophy in South Africa, he told Crapinfo.
It's true. Because the words that come out of their mouths will be something along the lines of:
"Grandpa, why did you think that one season and the number one ranking meant you could fucking bowl like a crap bag from then on?"
These are the same grandchildren who will be hearing his crocodile hunting stories.
They don't give a shit about the croc, Dale. They want the trophy.
Bless Dale Steyn's non-existent grandkids.