"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Dale's Grandkids

...will never be able to look at him and say he won a Champions Trophy in South Africa, he told Crapinfo.

It's true. Because the words that come out of their mouths will be something along the lines of:
"Grandpa, why did you think that one season and the number one ranking meant you could fucking bowl like a crap bag from then on?"

These are the same grandchildren who will be hearing his crocodile hunting stories.

They don't give a shit about the croc, Dale. They want the trophy.

Bless Dale Steyn's non-existent grandkids.


Stani Army said...

My grand kids will say: "Grandad, why the hell didn't you have any children?" What? You work it out.

Didn't Steyn say it wrong though?

"My grandkids will never be able to look at me and say I won a Champions Trophy in South Africa."

That's almost as confusing as mine...almost.

Purna said...

Thanks for realizing your genes should not be passed on.

Whether he said it right or wrong Dale Steyn is obsessed with his grandchildren and future image. He needs to give it a rest.

Stani Army said...

...and my answer to them will be "men don't have children". Hoohahahaha, what a come back! Bosh!

Give what a rest? Stop being so ambiguous.

Purna said...

Give yourself a rest. Your humour is painfully bad.

Stani Army said...

Well it don't look like anyone's agreed with you.

If I go, you'll only come running with flowers and gifts begging me to come back like last time.