The first thing I did when I woke up today is turn on the t.v.
The first incident I saw today was Kandamby falling to Harbajan with SL still needing 55 runs to win.
The first thought that crossed my mind today was 'FUCK!' Although, that is the first word on my mind a lot of days.
The first emotions I experienced today were anger and then rage and then wrath.
The first phrase I uttered today was 'If Harbajan gets five wickets I will send the mammoths from the glaciers of Canada to flatten the Sri Lankan team'.
They are so flat that we will be using them as cricket pitches for the Champions Trophy. We will see how the Indian bowlers get wickets then.