Graeme the Buffalo, has very conveniently injured my Herschelle. During a warm-up match against WI, where Hersch was cruising mind you, the fat-ass hit a straight-drive straight at Hersch. Bald-man took action to avoid getting hit and ended up injuring his ribs. Tell me if I am wrong, but if you are hitting a straight-drive isn't it supposed to go past the other batsman, who is standing a little to the right anyway? Which can only mean on thing. Graeme Bastard Smith hit Hersch intentionally.
Either that or his elbow is still screwed and he must be rested permanently, making way for Botha to Captain SA.
Graeme Bastard Smith now has the following options:
1) Become Hersch's personal nurse and attend to his every demand! Don't worry, Hersch doesn't swing that way.
2) Pray to God that Hersch is not out for the whole series
3) Await the arrival of a Canadian Mafioso
If the Buffalo goes missing, you know where to look. Maybe.