"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Lunch break

The Pak v WI game is not that interesting anyway, mostly because the Windies are crap. But I was enjoying the two quick Pak wickets when all of a sudden the stomachs rumbled, the tongues salivated and the teams left the field...for a lunch break.

WHAT THE FUCK!

Why couldn't they have lunch before they came to bat? They've only been on the field for about 10 overs! I'm guessing lunch half an hour earlier would have thrown off the ICC 'organization'. What? Lunch before noon? Preposterous!

Unfortunately the online streaming video I have is from SkySports. Now I have to sit and listen to Nasser Hussain talk about why England will do well on this pitch. I'll make sure the Saffers get this chat. They could use some humour right now.

Although, they could also get a kick out of the fact that Graeme Swann sings and his band is called Dr Comfort and the Lurid Revelations (Thanks Brandon, that really cheered me up!). This is where AB hangs his head in shame and gives up singing...forever. He can't be in the same league as Swann. It's dishonourable. It could also be the reason why AB is single. Speaking of which, why is AB single?


Is it because of Jesus? Graeme? Paul? Can someone tell me?

See what lunch breaks do. They make you ramble about stupid things that don't matter. If you feel this post has ruined your life, take it up with the ICC.

7 comments:

kissmycricket said...

Nasser said England would do well on a cricket pitch?

No way, you must have heard wrong.

Sidthegnomenator said...

Dr Comfort and the Lurid Revelations? That is brilliant - I am going to have to remember that!! LOL

Purna said...

He said it KK. Nasser lost his brain with his hair.

Sid, why would you want to remember that? Isn't it horrific enough that we know a person like Swann exists?

The Cricket Corollary said...

AB's waiting for you Purna, that's why he's single. ;)

I think he is concentrating on his game, thats all.

Purna said...

Oh is he? He better wait for a while then because I'm going to marry my Herschelle first.

It's called multi-tasking...which he is good at :P. Why not add one more to the list? lol.

Bella said...

LOL
I think you just broke his heart.

Purna said...

But don't you want him Bella? I gift one AB de Villiers to you.