"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Friday, September 25, 2009

FML

Today the English cricket team won their first match against Sri Lanka and made it to the head of the group. I had predicted that they would lose all their matches and crash out. FML

Today the M's failed to live up to their name. They didn't kill the English with their pace or swing, not even with their unplayable spin. One of the M's is the highest wicket-taker in both Tests and ODIs...ever. FML

Today Paul Collingwood was named Man-of-the-Match. Colly was dropped against Australia in the recent series due to poor form. FML

Today South Africa dropped to number three in the group because of their disgusting loss against the same Lankan team. Now they have to win against England AND England has to lose against the Kiwis, which most likely won't happen. This mean South Africa will crash out of the tournament in the first round.

FUCK MY LIFE!

6 comments:

straight point said...

england win has certainly open up group 'b'... lets see how it pans out... interesting times ahead...

kissmycricket said...

I tell you, this is a flash in the pan. There is no way in hell England go through.

Aditya said...

You can actually post the 1st one on fmylife.com

anyhow SA can settle the issue by beating England by a Huuge margin like 100 runs or like 15 overs to spare to settle the issue it would be great! If they aren't able to manage that they have got themselves to blame!

Purna said...

Sp,I know what 'interesting' means. I know that you lot at BCCI are secretly supporting England. Well, its not happening :P.

KK, I hope you are right. But the Kiwis are..umm..the Kiwis! And SA might have a brain explosion themselves...

Aditya, no thanks. I just like to read them :). 100 runs or 15 overs to spare...both daunting tasks!

Aditya said...

I wonder who posts on them!Sometimes i wonder the website is a scam with their people coming up with most of them.

Yes,it is daunting but have the best chance to do so at the turning pitch at centurion.Even duminy can get a couple of wickets there with the English batting! I don't want to see the British media hype up their team unnecessarily.

Purna said...

The British media will hype up their teams regardless. They are the Ashes holders remember :P.