Today the English cricket team won their first match against Sri Lanka and made it to the head of the group. I had predicted that they would lose all their matches and crash out. FML
Today the M's failed to live up to their name. They didn't kill the English with their pace or swing, not even with their unplayable spin. One of the M's is the highest wicket-taker in both Tests and ODIs...ever. FML
Today Paul Collingwood was named Man-of-the-Match. Colly was dropped against Australia in the recent series due to poor form. FML
Today South Africa dropped to number three in the group because of their disgusting loss against the same Lankan team. Now they have to win against England AND England has to lose against the Kiwis, which most likely won't happen. This mean South Africa will crash out of the tournament in the first round.
FUCK MY LIFE!