"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

The new face of Victoria's Secret

All the rumours we heard were untrue. Biff has not lost weight...even if he has, he has not lost his man boobs. Once upon a time, I thought it was the Reebok pajamas that he was wearing..turns out it's not. He is still curvy in odd places. So much so that I would like to sell him to Victoria's Secret for their Fall line up. He has already started his training in skankiness with his new girl friend. Graeme has the special ability to show his moobs no matter where the camera is placed. I am posting his portfolio. Take him and go!

Peek-a boo!

Proud and out!

If you have got it, flaunt it

Albie, I believe it is your wife who is meant to feed the kid...


Poshin_david said...

Smith with a belly........Kallis is not the only one is it??

Purna said...

Chris, where have you been? Smithy has a bigger belly than Kallis. That's the way it's always been.

Stani Army said...

I'll never forget these images. Thanks for the mammaries.