"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Monday, September 28, 2009

Alternative options

The Proteas have to wait till November to launch their revenge campaign against the Poms. Breaks are clearly very bad for them. Although, some of them will be playing in the Champions League...but that's T20 so technically a vacation. I would suggest for them to engage in other competitive sports in the meantime so that they don't have to be subjected to this sort of embarrassment again. Here are the options:

Graeme Smith: Swimming

Wayne Parnell: Sprinting

Mark Boucher & Johan Botha: High jump

Albie Morkel: Lunges

That's right boys. No breaks for you!


The Cricket Corollary said...

They should head back to their Domestic Teams, the local series has already started. If they join in then there is no excuse this time, they can stay in form for the English Tour.

Stani Army said...

Smithy would only call for a swimmer.

...only if he had called for a eater every time he sits at the table, he wouldn't be in this predicament.

Esra Star said...

Oh Stani you are on fire!

Albs needs cricketing practice not lunges!

Purna said...

Bon, why didn't they do that before the CT? The break was so freaking long! I mean four god damn months!

Stani, that was a little humorous. Just slightly.

Es, he's becoming the most overrated SA player ever!

Stani Army said...

Thank you my lovely. Purn has started calling me Hot Stuff so now I know why.