Mark ignored all of our questions...except for two. One is from a blogger who always disagrees with whatever I have to say...just because. The other didn't give his/her real name, but I know its one of you. C'mon, own up to it. You managed to piss off one of the most calm and cool minds of cricket. Take the credit.
Q. I heard you take the longest in the shower out of all the guys?FROM STANI ARMY, UK
A: No offence guys but can you please ask sane questions.......
In your face Stani! I told you, you can never outwit Brandon and I. We knew how to get the answers out of him without pushing his buttons. You don't know our Saffa boys. I'm sending the Canadian Secret Services to hunt your ass down and deliver you to Mark.
Q. Have you ever dropped a catch and claimed it as good?FROM ADAM GILCHRIST, AUSTRALIA
A: Ha Ha. The real Gilly would never ask such a dumb question!!
Whoever you are, Mark Boucher just called you dumb. Your life must now be complete.