1) Under Mascaraman's captaincy England will be frequently caught unawares, like a deer. Or like their batting line up.
2) On the edge...of a loss, at all times. The only drawing under Mascaraman will be on their faces
3) Batsmen will finally get to be themselves and play their natural game. None of this play your role in the team bullshit. That's Barbie and Belly...and Mascaraman in his natural, confused stance on life.
4) A new,ruthless England will emerge with just a dash of blush, a dip of mascara and a pinch of lipstick. Intimidating stuff!
It is all very, very scary. The Bangladeshi boys can hardly contain their fear.
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WTH
Something is wrong with him. He has the zombie stare. There is so much emptiness about him. Hard to describe but he is like 2001: A Space Odyssey.
~ Play For Country Not For Self ~
Wes, if you find a close-up photo online of a great white shark, you'll see the same look in the eyes, same black blank nothingness.
Maybe Cookie is dead and he just doesn't realise.
Hehe. But! A white shark is also a killing machine. Now he scares me even more :/
Purna, you got the name wrong in the first line. It's mascaraman and not mascaram, although mascaram is pretty funny too.
Who are those two ladies? Look very natural.
Lou, I laughed so hard at that!
Mahek, fixed it! They are Barbie and Belly. I am sure of it.
They sure look perky...all four of them.
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