"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Ten things-next year

Ten things I would like to see happen next year:

1. South Africa clobbering England in the remaining two tests.
2. Bangladesh winning their first tri-nation series.
3. Biff befriending KP (no, really).
4. Ricky Ponting misbehaving.
5. Finding an individual on Earth who genuinely likes Lalit Modi.
6. My Herschelle cementing his butt to the starting XI.
7. Graeme Swann banished into oblivion.
8. Stuart Broad's transformation into a man.
9. Shoaib Akhtar acquiring more VDs.
10. Some new commercials from M.S. Dhoni.

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!

12 comments:

Gabrielle said...

Happy new year Purn!Let's hope that point one turns into reality soon ;)

Anonymous said...

KP will never befriend Smith because he's so superior to him. And he dates gorgeous women. He married a gorgeous one and will have a child with her. Smith dates that ugly Brigitte Sarembock woman.

straight point said...

happy new year!

Sidthegnomenator said...

I doubt there will be a problem getting number 4 to happen.

Wes said...

11. Hilfy returns
12. Millsy returns
13. Fergie returns
14. Younis returns
15. Friedel returns
16. Shane Watson carries the bat
17. in both innings of a test

and now for the more wishful ones...

18. Purna loves the G-Smith
19. Saddest boy on earth is happy
20. Graeme Swann dies in the arse of an elephant.

Happy New Year!

Purna said...

HAHA. Nice try Anon.

Wes, keep wishing. It's good for health.

missfieldisoffside said...

Don't be so horrible about Swanny,he is a cutie and like Sarah mentioned, a very nice boy.
I wish for the West Indies to win something and stop striking.

Purna said...

Missfield, did you just call Swanny a cutie? No, no, no! I'll admit that he is a good spinner before I agree to that!

Me too!

11) Kemar Roach becomes King of fast bowlers...after Dale the chipmunk

Wes said...
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Wes said...

vocab fail
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Swann can take it, unless he's of the sort that can only dish out. Which would make him even more whackable.

Aditya said...

I am sure 4(after he has had enough of twatto and clarke ),5(there are some people out there who genuinely like him) and 10 (when he finds a break in the schedule) will happen fro sure

btw haven't you seen the new sahara city homes AD?

Purna said...

NO! What are you saying. Send them my way please! I miss watching Dhoni in ads!