"How shit you must be if I got you out twice!"
-Paul Harris to Andrew Symonds, Perth 2008

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

AB my baby

CSA has a competition going on in their Facebook fan page where you have to tell them why AB is your baby.You must get over there now.

Tell them that you are sick of your own kids and would like to hit them but something silly like 'laws' prohibit you.

Tell them AB's better looking than your children and that's really why you wanted kids in the first place. To show them off to the world.

Tell them that whatever it is you wanted your children to be, AB's already done it...and more.

Tell them that you want to comb his hair, feed him greens and sing him lullabies.

AB's opened your eyes to the wonders of motherhood and broken all the walls that you had built.

AB needs a mother. Will it be you?

If you are still in denial, think about it. You get to wear this fabulous t-shirt and tell the world that you are simply obsessed because your child is AB de Villiers.


They will understand. After all they had fought for the t-shirt too.

If you fought hard and didn't get the T-shirt, you can tell me here why AB is your baby. I too will give you something special.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

is tht a signature on his butt...haha

anon bouch en Ab

Anonymous said...

no matter who gets tht t-shirt ..AB IS MY BABY ....ill take care of him nicely...sing him lullabies n everything :-p

Sidthegnomenator said...

That autograph is in an odd spot ...

Wes said...

From the cricinfo live commentary on the first test:

"AB de Villiers' parents should have given him a third name like "Charles", so the first five letters of his name would have been a-b-c-d-e," says Charles. "Then all we need is to change "Villiers" to "Filliers" and he can bat right through 20% of the alphabet." It's amazing what nonsense people come up with while waiting for the new ball

*rofl*