How do you spell JP's last name?
Cricinfo says it's Duminy.
Wikipedia says it's Duminy.
Even Sky Sports is saying it's Duminy.
But he is on twitter (it's definitely him...and while we are at it AB's one is real as well) and his name on it is JPDumminy21.
Does the man not know how to spell his name or have we been seriously mislead all these years? Or maybe JP is simply a man of many dimensions.
The man with one 'm' is a cricketer.
The man with two is on twitter.
The man with one 'm' is the soft spoken, patient one we see in tests.
The man with two is the rabid beast we see in T20's.
The man with one 'm' silently asphyxiates the opposition.
The man with two slashes, cuts and violates them.
Or maybe I am entertaining myself because it is 2am and the game is STILL an hour away. But why must JP fuck with my mind like this?
My sense of truth feels violated.