I am not going to say Watto made a cracking start, yet again.
I am not going to say Watto tried hard to reach the magic triple figures before lunch.
I am not going to say after he came back he nearly got himself out twice.
I am not going to say Watto got out on 89 AGAIN.
I am not going to mention Watto's shocked face as he walked off (as if he didn't already know it was going to happen).
I am not going to tell you that I was waiting for Watto to fall after his half century so I could write this.
I am not going to tell you that Watto is a funny mofo and really deserves an award for Best efforts at not reaching a century.
I am also not going to tell you that my reaction towards him is frequently: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nope. Not going to tell you any of the above.